Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dinosaur Science of Made-Up Dinosaurs

Once upon a time I was digging at the Flaming Cliffs and there I found something. I pulled it right out of the ground and chopped all of the rock off and brushed it off and it was a real Bumposaurus. Bumposaurus was a big dinosaur that had a big, humongous dome that is really just a bump for defending this plant-eating dinosaur. It walked on two feet and had a long neck to reach very high for food. It ate 88-10 pounds of food in one whole day. And then I took it to the dinosaur museum and kept on digging.

Next I found one of those plant-eating dinosaurs, the dreadly spike-tailed, spike-covered Spikeosaurus. But Bashosaurus was not the biggest plant-eating dinosaur, including Spikeosaurus. And I took that skeleton to the museum and everyone came in and saw the two skeletons I had found, and saw those little wrist-like bones on the Bumposaurus's enormous bump on its head.

And then I digged and digged until I found Catotops, a meat-eater with horns all over its body.

And now I gud and dug and dug until I could found another dinosaur, Pianosaurus, It was shaped like a piano, but had four walking legs and a humongous neck that could reach up 66-88 feet. And it was so huge that it could have been the Ultimate Dinosaur.

And if you find one even bigger come to the dinosaur museum in Washington, DC and post it there.

And I digged and digged and digged, but the Pianosaurus was at the dinosaur museum. The Catotops was, too. And I digged and found a Bridgeosaurus, because it had bridge-like wheels and had two long necks sticking out of each side of the bridge.

And I digged and digged and digged and digged and digged at Ghost Ranch until I hit something and took it out. It was an Elephantsaurus. A big meat-eating dinosaur the size of a giant lizard, so big that it was bigger than Argentinosaurus, Bashosaurus, Bumposaurus, Bridgeosaurus, ad Pianosaurus, It was the biggest one found in the time of the people.

The end.

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